I cannot find my penis.
you better believe me or I'll punch you in the face
My morning has consisted of lying in a fetal position, eating a whole tub of ben and jerry's, talking to my cat, and setting all of our pictures on fire. Does that answer your question?
i just won an entire level on word mole with the word 'clitoris'
I was watching truelife I'm transgendered. This tranny already got a date a week after getting a vagina. I've had a vagina my entire life and can't get a date.
I just saw a like a 30 person deep walk of shame... it was like the million man march but with dorm chicks
I think his parents are learning english from the phrases I shout during sex.
I have a test in the morning in sign language about signs for drugs and alcohol use. Im drunk and rolling a blunt. I've never felt so confident about a grade in my life.
By the way. I expect to test the theory of you running a mile drunk for memorial day.
Is it sad that I have better conversations with his roommate before or after sex than I do with him in general?
I wouldn't even cut tickets or put ppl in jail I'd just hand out punches to the mouth and Liam Neeson throat chops
Mimosa dick, like his cousin Whiskey dick, is just as ineffective but a lot more fun to be around
My brain and heart say thanks but my vagina isn't super pleased with you right now
I was trying to type "I just want you naked" and it put "I just want you baked"
its not much but to go through all that to ask for half a balls worth of money was so stressful
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