Steve is enlightening me on how and why u put gerbils up your ass
You said that we had to leave the party together and proceeded to repeat the "ducks fly together" speech from The Mighty Ducks word for word. Soon the whole party was quite and started chanting quack..quack...quack..
Its what im here for. Critiquing penis photos.
maybe you should do the old hyperventilate, take a shot of vodka, sniff someone's hair trick
The Ex's are trying to talk to the GF. Game face bro.
I just took my birth control on the way to class with a 1/2 melted jello shot I happened to find in my purse from Friday night. I told you I was going hard this year.
I can feel my ovaries exploding thinking about them.
Did you get an erection too during Paul Ryan's speech?
I just gave myself a sponge bath with your sock. I hope you don't mind.
I've never seen an uncircumcised penis. I mean in person. I've clearly seen an uncircumcised penis. I have the google.
Had to decide between a hook up at the train restroom or getting to work on time #growingup
I know, dude. If he ends up having a tiny dick, I will literally pack it back into his pants and leave. Not worth the aggravation.
HE'S FUCKING 19 YEARS OLD, HE CAN'T EVEN GET INTO A BAR WITH ME, WHAT MAKES YOU THINK I'LL LET HIM IN MY PANTS?!
I am mildly hung over. Decided pants are very unnecessary right now.
Shhh embrace your inner whore. Just embrace it.
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