he told me i looked like an animal then proceeded to kiss me
if you don't let us come over today i'm not taking the second plan b pill. your call.
Just got head while drinking hot cocoa and eating cookies. Never in my life have I felt more like santa claus
dude stop sending me pictures of your dick in weird places. i get it. you rock out with your cock out.
This gyro tastes like lonliness
He passes out, I smoke his kush. All's fair in love and a disappointing lack of sex.
No mixer. Vodka in yogurt?
This is going to be BYOBM Vegas trip: Bring Your Own Bail Money.
You have plans tonight?
Stress crying into a bottle of long island ice tea mix...other than that nope
He would drink pee if it was in a beer can
I just bought the spice girls album. We will be doing music videos in the near future. You are our baby spice-- don't fight it
She asked for references to decide whether she wanted to have sex with me. And she was serious.
I can't sleep. My mind keeps asking "turn down for what?" but it won't accept any of my answers.
I took it as a sign from the lord above that she wanted me to creep on these men.
There was puke outside of my classroom and lecture was half empty. Damn thirsty thursday is intense
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