Milquetoast, coolest word ever.
i don't have fun when you have fun. i have embarrassment, fear, and significantly less cash in my wallet.
It's just like the Real World with babies
Nothing like a little anal leakage to start off Sunday morning. Can't decide if that speaks well of my weekend or not...
What's the protocol on showing a video of me sucking the life out of my ex in order to prove beyond a doubt that I give great head???
I'm gonna wear that dress that makes me look like a slut. You know, the one your sister got arrested in.
We are going out Saturday. Oh and we might also be jousting on bikes.
Woke up in a kilt. And it's not my kilt. Drinking was a success.
guy just got out of the car at the drive in and told his girlfriend "fuck you and your taco" and walked off
Just filled the brita up in the bathtub because we couldn't get it into the sink.
I cant be sure, but i think ive been drunk in this church before.
Well I talked to some Canadians today, and I'm keeping a vigilant watch for sharks, so I'm pretty booked up.
I don't know what weirder, the fact that I flat out said "I thought I deleted you from facebook" or that she responded with "I just hacked your account and readded myself". Never thought I'd say this but I wish drunk me would stop making friends!
She deserves a chance to suck my penis. This is America. Its her God given right.
He legit watched "Cops" the entire time he was fingering me.
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