Is it proper Ass-Fingering-Etiquette to tell her u felt her poop or just pretend it didn't happen?
I need to surround myself with more reliable stoners...
Just finished my law exam. Questions 4-18 seemed to pertain specifically to things we've done this semester.
I really should sober up and deal with this hangover
It seems to be one of those life decisions I'm perfectly content never making though
I woke up and someone had put toast at my feet. I was SO. HAPPY.
Stripper pole. Sore legs. More vaca money.
Going to the market. I need some nachos and a serious re-evalution of my life.
Also I've decided that I'm buying the next friend of mine who is dumb enough to get married a live porcupine as a wedding present.
I think I'm drunk at the airport. Oh the possibilities
Smoking a bowl in nothing but a flamingo thong.
Our drunk hook up was interrupted by the delivery guy. When he came back to my room we ate the gyros and went back to sex like we didn't take a lunch break.
Either he pets my cat or this deal is null
That isn't the worst part. It got a bazillion times more awkward when he read me a poem he wrote about his dead cat.
Just imagine a dick squawking like a parrot
within five minutes of being here her dog found my vibrator in my bedroom and was carrying it around all proud! and her mom is here. so embarrassing :(
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