i just made out with my boyfriends father...and so did jess
Well, emily woke up in Hoboken, cati woke up in jersey city, and i woke up in brooklyn....and our hotel room we rented in the city remained empty. Best birthday yet.
my sex list reads like a who's who of mcdonald's general managers
when i'm not drinking i'm making facebook events about drinking
Apparently throwing up on your own cape is still a party foul
dude, there's a fucking musical in my head. it's fucking awesome being this high.
i think you ate grass..but you refused to open your mouth so we could see..
You're worse than that girl who made out with her cousin at that party
That was you...
We bought a pool from walmart at 2am...and to make matters even more white trash we headed to Applebee's for half off appetizers and corona-ritas
Oh okay well are you handling the "just sex part" like a professional hooker like I taught you?
showering high made me realize that i should seriously reconsider my career path... id be a damn good hair shampooer & head massager
I just realized I'm currently not eating carbs, drinking alcohol or having sex. 2014 is off to a horrible start.
I was going to learn how to knit but I got high instead.
And, omg, my eyelids are on fire. I think the internet let me down. :(
Awesome. I did a rain go away dance. And it went away. Nbd just cotrollin the weather with my mind and sweet dance moves
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