Okay, I have a threesome with foreigners and suddenly I'm a man-whore
so after morning sex, she rolled a joint and turned on sports center
you might have found the rare bro goddess. i thought they were myth
Question: Would it be wrong to just fuck both of them and decide who to date one performance of their cocks?
Just told him about my threesome. if that doesn't make him want to date me nothing will.
Guess whose mug shot is NOT on the Internet anymore?!?!
Just got a blow job while taking my online quiz. How is life in the dorms treating you?
I just made an agreement with this milf to shoot her daughters wedding in exchange for blow jobs. Going pro was the best choice I ever made.
Think of it this way, instead of a puppy, we're getting a baby.
jut tell him gently that you'd rather spend more time with his dick than his face
what better to celebrate not being pregnant than to eat a bowl full of rum soaked pineapples?
Who's the naked guy asleep in your car?
You -do- realize there are other things to talk about than just how different parts of you smell like pussy, right?
This might be the worst thing you've ever done.
Really? I feel like I've done worse. Guess I gotta step my game up.
My mom is dancing slutty on the bar I need more drinks to be ok with this
But like, I don't remember getting hit with the door... I just come out from peeing and there was blood running down my face.
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