Houston.. we have a drinking problem..
good penises are hard to come by.... must be the economy...
So, I just pissed in her shampoo bottle. Hope she enjoys a late golden shower from me.
And people are going to start dressing like that in public, it's just ridiculous, the goths and now the GAGAs
I hope the prosecutor is a dude cause my lawyer is hot.
Just bought lingerie with the intention of wearing it as a shirt. It's going to be that kind of weekend.
stumble upon led me to how to make wine in prison, followed by wedding dresses. it knows my life too well
does it still count as break up sex if it's 4 months later? sorry i'm just looking for an excuse to fuck him.
According to the stories I've heard I decided I was a stuntman after my 6th shot of Jack
The lid of our salsa is promoting a contest that ended in July '09
It's a bathroom floor kind of morning.
Have to get circumcised. Doctor goes, "On the bright side, you can tell people your dick is too wide."
Excuse me while I download incredibly disturbing porn until I'm more ashamed of myself than of my country.
The fact that I took a nap during my midterm shows exactly how I handle being an adult
If by some world ending natural disaster I get into an actual relationship with this kid, should I tell him the truth about the web of lies I've based our current relationship on?
Randomize
