Ha. Yes. I'm at a strip club. I'm the barack obama of strip clubs
do you know how bad I want you right now?
As bad as i want you to stop texting me?
is that a hint?
in spanish class. the girl next to me asked what Galapagos were. i told her they were islands. now she thinks Galapagos means islands in spanish
I think it's time we have the "weird fetish" talk.
He Facebook stalked his way right into my pants.
People were drinking out of 26ers with straws, and somewhere someone yelled "fill me with dicks!" I'm home.
me blowing you awake is the exact turn i want our relationship to take
Do you know anyone with a stuffed cougar? I want one for a self portrait to hang in my house. A bobcat or lynx might work too.
You can't play that off as role play thing. You held my hips and kept yelling "put a baby in me!" That shit ain't cool.
i was really hopeful that i could make it to the end of the semester without doing something stupid enough to destroy our relationship but i guess i was wrong..........thanks vodka
Listen I just pulled white girl hair out of my underwear. This has got to stop. I was wearing pants all night.
Like I owe him sex. Hell fucking no. I owe myself sex. With a celebrity. Or a clean pornstar. Who knows.
Come share oat with me in your robe
I'm in his bed. I got up to puke. Im one eyeing it eating a hot dog bun. Wtf. This is my life
How likely is it that we can see each other tomorrow night? I want to shave my legs in good faith but it's cold outside and my bathroom is drafty.
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