Yeah, i think she was German or something.
No dude, she's just got a speech impediment.
Not too sure about the toy story pull ups. The kids point to their crotch all day and say woody.
i jsut feel off the bus, but its ok the driver let me back on. a woman hid her baby from me..
They both just did a shot, head butted each other, did another shot and then slapped each other in the face. These could be the two guys we've been looking for all our lives
We shall study the pictures later and see if his penis is worth my time.
I have to bobbypin his pubes for us to have sex. The other day he wanted me to braid them.
When he pulls out of you and farts and says ahh I wanted to do that for the past 30 mins ....you rethink the next drunken hook up
If there was a card that said "I'm sorry for throwing up on your bathroom counter" I would send it to you.
My boobs keep hanging out of this shirt. I think thats the style I'm going for tonight
And let me tell you, getting your ass waxed is the weirdest fucking experience.
Any sexual interaction is meaningless without pizza during half time.
How dare you not respond to me after opening up a picture of my bare breasts
Do u think the bouncer will let me in with a giant stuffed snake?
I miss your drunken presence, and strong odor of hard liquor and potent weed.
I think she lost me at about the point where the words “Ice Cream Enema” were spoken.
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