Heyy I kind of wanted to apologize and excuse myself for last night. I feel like that was a little much. I just met you. That's why I don't like tequila. Haha
Wow senior week shows you new things about yourself
Is this the I'm gay speech?
there are definitely too many half naked pictures of me out there for me to ever be famous.
i had to pay fifty dollars for throwing up in the limo, 60 fucking dollars to throw up all over myself
i think i had a heart attack, prayed, and jizzed my pants.all at once.
did you by any chance leave me that 7 minute long voicemail of you running and constantly tripping into bushes?
He ended up walking out of his bedroom and told me to look at the nonexistent fire he was holding in his hand. Im upset I didn't take those shrooms.
If you're still on campus there's a jack and coke in the bathroom of fondren science Bldg. Too strong to bring to class.
The car just stinks of weed and we are all sitting here trying to hide it from my mom by rolling down the windows, like it's not coming off my sisters boyfriend
He saw one of my bras on the floor and said "damn you could eat soup out of this"
And then I fed you egg rolls in bed as you were screaming I'm moving out
How long have I been using my debit card as a coaster?
You kept trying to make cocktails with my protein powder last night...
You walked around in your costume going up to every guy saying "I'm a squirrel, give me your nuts"
I just revenge puked in his shoes. This is gonna be a fun night :)
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