just found a sign outside my brothers door "not going to church, don't even try" and he is covered is vomit in his bed.
she tried giving me head in the pool. it was more entertaining than pleasurable
dude she was givin me head and stops and looks up at me and tells me she loves me, then goes ''alright now cum in my mouth''.... pretty sure shes the one
My mom just blew pot smoke into my nose and called me a cat.
Also pregame at mine tomorrow?
Jesus christ how hard is BRING SNACKS AND DRUGS to interpret? I trust your judgement on this one.
Me too it's so nice. Debated studying out there but woulda been 90% babe-watching 5% flexing 3% studying and 2% talkin my boners down.
Don't send the creepy guy a picture of your penis. That's my Christmas wish
I'm pretty sure I said "this might be the last time I'm in here" but then I took his pants off so that's a mixed message
YOU BETTER NOT BE SHAVING YOUR LEGS RIGHT NOW IM TRYING TO HELP YOU
She wouldn't eat a clam- if you blow a line pregnant you can eat a clam
Their children would look like the Michelin man and smell like chef Boyardee
It's just unfortunate that I still have the image of him having sex with me fresh in my mind
And some neighbor just saw me naked and hunched over a bag of potato chips stuffing my face. Maybe clothes aren't a bad idea.
IS NO AN EMOTION BECAUSE THAT'S WHAT I'M FEELING RIGHT NOW
Just packed a snack to eat on the way to McDonald's. That stoned.
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