People are allowed to visit it's just they can't be from Germany and have to wear masks.
Wasted at the beach. Toasting underage, overdeveloped girls. God bless 'em.
The party tonight has no theme but I decided to go as a home wrecker.
My dog fell asleep in his puke last night. He's only 5 weeks old and has more in common with my friends than I do.
i just woke up to 15 people singing a whole new world
Your clothes are in washers 2,3 and 4. I arranged by darks, whites, then frat... I'm not even joking
NEWS FLASH: A bottle of wine can fit into a taco bell cup.
he thinks the dog can do a keg stand. i will let you know how it turns out
It is official. It's the year of doin married chicks. Similar to the year of virgins but without all the baggage.
I've never felt more disgusting in my life. And I'm including the time I snuggled that homeless woman in the puddle of my whiskey vomit.
So, I'm drinking, and I put my head down in the table. The cat jumped up to check on me, I have a cat sober monitor.
I told you he wasn't attractive.
Do you think I cared? I was wiping myself with a scarf..
Just got to Evans to buy weed. His mom showed up unannounced. Now the three of us are chillen. Super.
please come back. it's turned into strip rock paper scissors
He just took off his shirt. I'll text you later.
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