I have nothing to say, just wanted ur phone to vibrate
at the bar. watching boys pee in urinals. when they come out we give them a thumbs up or a thumbs down. probbb shouldn't prop the bathroom door open with a bar stool....
Married on the beach in PCB while blackout drunk. Bonged beers on the sandbar for a bachelor party. They shotgunned beers at the end of the vows. How is spring break allowed to happen?
Don't tell me wow. Tell me this is normal for college and in no way am I a whore.
Also managed to rip my pants and set myself on fire. And oddly enough I'm still not ready to ask for 2010 back.
I wiped my blood on their walls screaming "IT'S NOT MY SECURITY DEPOSIT!"
There is an alarming amount of urine in here.
Sure. But we have to be quiet.
Ninja mode activated
I believe in using alcohol to heal from the inside. Not as a topical solution.
I just want to have beer shits in my own bathroom. Is that too much to ask for?
he probably thinks i inited him over to have sex but really i just want to show him 90's music videos
I'm pretty sure I have PMS because I almost just cried about not being able to find a place that gives acrobat classes here.
I'm not going to drink anymore, and on that note I'm not going to drink any less either, so I'll see you there. . .
This is the third time I have overheard parents tell their children "don't be that girl" in reference to me. I'm either doing something horribly wrong or amazingly right
Is it wrong to want to use the Dark Web to buy Vyvance for legitimate purposes?
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