And when I look at him, I just want him to say "I love you" in between deep thrusts and hard grunts.
I had a pretty decent weekend -- aside from dropping the baby on her head. That.. That I feel bad about.
Just traded a samurai sword for some drugs. It's gonna be one random ass night
I feel like somehow my uterus ended up in my ribcage from all the keg stands i did last night..
She is just riding on my slutty coat tails.
I wiped my blood on their walls screaming "IT'S NOT MY SECURITY DEPOSIT!"
Bad news. I baked you a cake and one of my fingernails is missing.
MANGO MOTHERFUCKING GODDAMN MARGARITA DELICIOUSNESS
I CAME HOME WITH MY NIPPLES PEIRCED! WE WERE CAMPING. IN THE MOUNTIANS. I DONT EVEN REMEMBER IT AT ALL.
This guy smells like mr Rogers puppets and I don't know how to deal with it
WHAT GOOD IS APPRECIATING IF NOBODY'S NAKED
If it goes near your penis, it should not go near the Hawks.
She took a six hour road trip with me so I could have revenge sex with my ex's brother. That is the definition of a best friend.
Its not often you get to say, "The security guard at my job is my new drug dealer," but as of last night, I get to say it.
she chased shots of jack with a fucking steak. i'm in love.
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