Why were you high on a thursday?
today's a wednesday
I asked first.
I got oddly confused when she started talking in third person in bed.
I'm to the point in my high that every song eventually turns into Lady Gaga
Just got my econometrics book in the mail and started flipping through it. Our Thursday parties may turn into u convincing me not to kill myself.
let's put it this way: i'm gonna stop drinking and get a gym membership. she's that hot
this cock blocking thing really has to end bro...its one thing to tell jen i live with my mom.. its another to cut the brakes on my car..
Why is there an ambulance refusal in my pocket? I'm never going drinking with you again.
I told you all we needed steroids to survive the tour de franzia, like the bikers. But nobody listened...
I want to go out and have good clean fun.
Ok, but that does not include Bud Light Platinum and your vagina.
I would sacrifice a finger for two more hours of sleep.
He's probably the biggest I've seen outside of the porn I vehemently deny watching and he asks if I think he's too small
You have mono. It's like being pregnant, your are excused from normal social niceties like responding to people.
this party is nice, but i have to go home and cry over anime in order to fill my daily quota of suffering
Dude, they hit that lizard part of my brain that tells me to fuck people.
Preach sister.
My horoscope should say: you're an alcoholic, get help today, Pisces
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