we have pet lesbian snakes
Can I come over?
Can't... I'm at class right now.
No your not
I'm outside by your car.
Idk. We dropped acid and Kevin ran away again. We didn't find him for like 3 hours.
Man I wish I had been there
Yah we found him in the pool shed of some elderly couple. They were on the porch watching all of the shenanigans. ...To be young again.
non applicator tampons are so hard to put in when your drunk. i fingered myself for 10 minutes and forgot what i was trying to do.
Should study in library more often, procrasturbating is less of an option.
He scored a 8.5/10 on that girls powerpoint. Of course I slept with him
no i brought the cat to the bar. I got a weird look when I walked in but now everyone loves her.
So here i am dipping ice cream in my vodka and watching the bad girls club on demand. This is not ok
I think I'm about to have sex with a second person before noon hehehhe! You're welcome America.
Ok, Jen and I are going out tonight and getting rowdy. I think you and Steph need to come. I understand if you can't, but not going out means you're automatically obligated to post bail. If necessary.
were you high?
When?
Actually just blanket yes to that question
you are never too drunk for berry picking
You wanted to go find him and we told you to sit down cause you kept stumbling. You yelled " I CAN STAND!! It's the walking part I can't figure out!"
I'm sitting in Madison square park surrounded by children thanking god I took emergency contraception
I dont even know what happened i just remember waking up with beer cans outlining my body...
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