I am going to fall madly in love with a ginger, marry the ginger and have lil ginger children running all around town. Oy
You shut your mouth
I told my ex i loved him and then he sent me a picture of this girl laying on his bed.
Red Bull/Vodka? You bet I'm showing everyone my penis tonight.
hows the party?
ists fjcssing insceredle
be there in 10
shes a 6ft ginger. she brings nothing to the table except for awkwardness
Oh god I just realized bird face had che Guevara tattooed on her upper arm. Deals off, readivised opinion
I was changing in front of my window and my neighbor text me saying, "nice pubes."
He will be so fat that the winter can not penetrate his blubber.
My walk of shame is starting to become positively reinforcing; I stop by Starbucks and when I leave I look someone just heading to work.
...I just melted into my bed. I am one with the bed. I am 600 thread count.
IT'S FUCKING BABY SEASON ON FACEBOOK. MY VAGINA WANTS TO THROW UP
Well I didn't spend $7 on an Uber just to get limp dick
Here's a rundown of my night alone. Danced my ass off in the kitchen to FleetmacWood. Drank a little bit. Ordered $40 worth of Chinese food once the drinks kicked in. Picked up said Chinese in dirty sweatpants and slippers. #livinglife
I am watching Wayne Gretzky and Alexander oveckhin play video games for charity. What is life right now.
You remember my neighbor with the perfect ass? It's even better in assless chaps.
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