Seriously, I'd take them all over any of the milfs here...and you know how much that means coming from me
We're like a lot better than the average bears
I am dying of drunk and no thats not a typo.
dude...I wrote 15 jersey shore quotes on her body. she is going to do the walk of shame with snookie on her forehead.
So there's 10 guys in this picture..I've made out with 5 of them. does this make me a slut?
eh 50% isn't bad..i'd say 80% is slut material.
he called you a drunk bob the builder and you proceeded to explain how you were going to build ramps throughout the house
God my Facebook chat is a graveyard of old blowjobz
Two questions for you. Did I throw up last night and did we get food or did I dream that..?
No you never threw up but you did force me to take you to wendy's because you wanted "beef and ketchup"
The engagement ring savings account is now the strippers and gin savings account. What are you doing tonight?
we left when one of the guys tried to stick himself with an IV that he found
Also, making a white Russian with butterscotch schnapps instead of vodka is probably the best decision I've made in my entire college career.
I can not believe he edited a picture of our three way and made it his profile picture
No, the high point was when you stood on a chair and shouted you were the god of tits and wine.
True I am eskimo brothers with every one of my room mates, but it was only two girls. And 9 outta 10 times I was first
I used to shoot steroids in my ass but for a totally different reason
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