Pappa wants mamma naked
every time you feel disappointed with the red wings take a shot
I guess what I'm trying to say is you've fucked more people than the economy.
official worst smell ever. a used condom that has gone through the dryer.
Our relationship just reached the stage where i can touch her boobs while making a honking noise without getting hit in the face
First date: that requires underwear, huh?
Wait time out. Did I start last night with pants?
My parents just suggested that we tailgate the midnight christmas service. this is my gene pool.
He refused my I'm sry gift of ANAL. That's how angry he was.
Made dad pull of the highway twice on the way home so I could puke. Yeah i'd say we ended the semester well.
You are right. The scrape marks on her ass are from her breaking the doggy door by crawling through it.
I only had sex with him so I could try to steal his roommate's cat, what kind of girl do you think I am?
He played Harry Potter Fan Fiction videos to get me in the mood. He might be the one.
I woke up with my winter coat on, next to a polaroid of me, her and a swan...so no I don't remember our conversation.
Like if I exploded right now there would be cum and fajitas everywhere.
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