I think im going to throw up on grandma
I asked her if she watches the office. She said no, but do you watch I'm a celebrity get me outa here? That's when i knew. Deal breaker
just when i thought things couldnt get worse, the batteries died in my vibrator.
So on facebook, the pictures from my church mission trip are right up next to the pictures of my first time on E. Sorry Jesus.
One thing i hate about playoff baseball: George Lopez
I think I am the only girl in the world who would be proud of these scars from rug burn.
Don't know how I even got in. I pulled my id out and threw it at the bouncer, and he just picked it up, checked it, and let me in.
knew it was a bad idea. the look she gave me when i left her roommates bedroom in the morning really illustrated that.
dude she got out of bed and definitely took a shit then checked her stomach out in the mirror and whispered "well that probably took off five pounds"
Considering the fact that everyone took the wrong jacket from that party, should we casually try to return the chalice and soccer ball we stole from last night?
My tinder date wouldn't stop talking about the Star Wars movie trailer long enough to fuck me. HOW IS THIS MY LIFE?!?
No alcohol sales on Election Day. WTF? Today, of all days, I need to be splurged to to vote for any of these morons running for president.
We were supposed fuck one time, but ended up fucking for 2 years.
Girl I'm contemplating picking up some adult diapers. That's how bad this is and it's only day 2.
is it bad that I see hot guys I wanna sleep with as challenges instead of actual people?
yes. but it works for you
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