Can you send me a pic of you vag, I'm sexting the guy and he wants a pic but I didnt shave
dude are you serious?
I know you already have a pic on your phone
theyre selling pepper spray in the courtyard. hellooo atl
its 4:30 pm. In the mall. Just threw up into my hands. I love Vegas and Vegas loves me
I'm leaving my hospital band on when we go drinking tonight. I'm aiming for pity sex.
Just remembered i had an ordained minister bless my booze last night.
did you by any chance leave me that 7 minute long voicemail of you running and constantly tripping into bushes?
Chasing 100 proof soco w water from the tap at 4 pm, it's gonna one of those kinda Thursdays...
Some girl, somewhere, is going to wake up with my face paint on her vagina
Well, it's either jungle juice or memory of the night... It's unfortunate I can't have both
In an unrelated matter, im gonna eat you out so much later.
As long as he continues to be our subleaser and continues to fuck me, I think it's acceptable for me to steal a piece of bread here and there.
All I remember about last st pattys day was I was in a bathtub with full bubbles, fully clothed, drinking out of a flamingo lawn ornament that someone cut a hole in.
Haha idk you were stealing pizza dough at dominos
I was told i took a shot doing a headstand in the backseat then proceeded to barf all over my face
I had no idea you were so talented.
Also you think METH is on the same level of wanting to see the movie cats? We’re gonna unpack that later
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