Would you object to my putting the bidet video on my Facebook page? It;s awesome.
best googles of the semester: toe fucking, purpose of two nostrils, human tail. with pictures
I've officially moved beyond college drinking. I just got business drunk at an internship seminar.
Also, our mothers are placing bets on which of us will get pregnant first.
I literally paid him in shots to clean my entire apartment. he even vacuumed...who said alcoholism is a bad thing??
The fact that he is from Canada is way more embarrassing than the fact that you met him on match.com
Last time I went to flagstaff I threw up in my beard. I would very much like to recreate that moment.
It's hard being an adult. And by that I mean it's hard to tell the boy you like who rejected you that you can't share a room with him at white party because you don't want to see him bang other boys.
I'm in a waiting room at the hospital - and there's a dude here who is WAY too proud of his urine sample.
Was having the best sex dream I've had in a while and only woke up when I heard my grandma fall down the stairs.
I was fed cake in bed and then was pinned down and ridden till I came. And then fed more cake. I'm going to marry Brad. I'll put money on it.
I can't believe i just offerred a guy a burrito and head, and got turned down. Officially celibate now.
I offered the opportunity to grope my boobs for pints. Two girls took me up.
Relationship goals: we both wore red underwear tonight. Except he won’t know because my bra been off but it’s the thought that counts I guess.
someone is getting fuckign RAWDOGGED on this campus as we speak and it makes me FURIOUS
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