Saved 180 Bucks tonight. Pulled my own tooth. More money to party with.
Drank beer out of a hotwheels bucket all night
omfg. get on facebook. the science olympiad team had a rave.
Dude i'm seriously thinking about his nipples.
2 more and I will have fucked 75 percent of my acting class. best. elective. ever.
You ass. You're not the one who bought me flowers, so obviously you will not be the recipient of the blow job of gratitude.
Why does every bad decision I make wind up having 1000 likes on YouTube?
He's moaning and crying and coughing up something audibly liquid. I can't live in this house any more.
I can't even masturbate anymore!! That was my last source of cardio!!
OH GOD NOT SANTA BABY. NO NO NO. YOU'RE LIKE 85. OMG MULTIPLE WOMEN. NO NO NO STAHP.
I have the WORST cramps EVER. I think this is gods way of saying 'you're welcome, last warning. stop being a slut.'
It's only just- an eye for an eye, a tooth for a tooth, a nude for a nude
I just found (and ate) a chunk of a reese's that fell between my boobs. Problem is that I finished those off 3 days ago in a drunk induced sob session... Has it really been that long since I changed my clothes?!
You have to give it to him that he fucked me out of the dull weekdays.
Jesus fuck. I just hit on him in front of the whole fire department. They hit the sirens and told us to get a room. FML. I can never go back to that fire station again...
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