I actually just cleaned easy glide lube off my desk. My life has gone way down hill since I met you.
She has 260 profile pics. In 260 she's ugly and in 255, she's making the peace sign with her hands...
sleazy september. first one with mono loses.
I've got a permanent seat at the "Girls who eat their feelings" table this weekend.
Anyhow, I am sorry for being obnoxious about wanting more sex and forcing you to eat lunchmeat off of my ginormous nipples. I knew that you weren't going to succumb to my pushy demands
Sex should not remind me of how baby birds get fed
I may watch porn and eat a baked potato covered in chili in bed
Any man who can do squats while fucking you is a man worth keeping.
Literally sucked a dick for ten seconds before I said to myself, this tiny ass penis isn't worth it. My night last night
Got 3360 Shoppers points for buying Plan B. I guess this all worked out for the best.
unless you want this visit to have a different tone... more romantic, less molly in a hotel room
I kept falling all over the place and yelled at the bouncer you can't kick me out I'm from Texas.
Well now you know... If you can get over the awkward... The dick is 10 min away.
I've had way too many dicks in my mouth the past two weeks. Ready to go back to school and be a doctor now
You can't just bring up bondage and then stop answering me
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