I just figured it out. Meghan has the same smile as Sylvester Stallone.
but instead of smelling like hand cream and homemade cookies, she smells like a yeast infection.
Right before we were going to have sex he said it was his "lucky condom" I don't know if that means its used or what.. But I'm freaking out either way.
i woke up in his bed to a "teach your baby to read" infomercial. i pray to GOD that's not a sign
Dwarf fight at five guys. Today was a good day.
I cant believe you went home with her.. Your poor immune system and the shit you put it through.
Never again. I promise. My old gay body can't handle that much adrenaline twice.
Only Jon could get an entire commuter train to chant "Ride! Jon! Home!" to get a girl in bed.
He got naked and made a run for the door so I had to stop him.
It's Been clinically proven that people who have sex 6 or more times per week are happier than those who don't. Just and FYI. For your mental health. From a soon so be psychologist. Who is drunk.
In the liquor store when a straight girl and a gay guy were just arguing about who hooked up with the same guy first.
How many fucks given?
0.12846
In the words of my step grandma "whatever makes your pussy happy"
My professor just paused class to answer a phone call from her dog. Im taking shots before this class from now on.
Walking into her house she felt something in her bra.... It was a used condom. Sadly enough this is not the first or last time it will happen. It's time for an intervention.
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