In Canada she would be a 10 but here in America she's only a 7
The professor just announced to the class that I talked to him in the bar on my birthday.
she refuses to pay for the plan b and so do i. it's the most dangerous game of chicken i've ever been involved in. but i have my pride.
I guess on the plus side everyone really, really enjoyed my nipple clamps
She needs to learn she only fits into our friendship as a DD.
Not complaining, but why is there a Russian chick downstairs making latkes?
Well the nurse forgot to take all my stitches out, so my surgical tools are peroxide, kitchen scissors, fingernail clippers, a pocket knife, and 11 beers. Let's do this...
She swung at the pinata with crutches
He's trying to impress me with how much money he makes. How does he know me so well?
I went down on her for 35 minutes and didn't even get a handy. I've never felt more desire to be gay in my life.
When your boyfriends ex-girlfriend texts you to see what you're wearing to his sister's wedding that you were not invited to, nor knew about. I think it's time to call it quits.
Id fuck him but only at his house and he had to stay im bed till i left. He only works upper body. It just creeps me out how tiny his legs are
nobody was home so I boiled the dildo
Now I don't feel like I'm sweating cheeseburger all the time.
We damn well better have a snow day tomorrow. We just broke out the rum.
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