woke up to moans and hushed"we can't do this with him in here." hope they had a good time
She tried to keep her legs crossed last night while doing a keg stand. Way to keep it classy.
Somewhere out there, someone is getting laid. And then theres me, watching Star Trek porn while my roommate plays World of Warcraft next door
Is it bad that on the course evaluation it said "do you normally try harder than other students in class" and i circled "absolutely false"?
Nobody has seen her in 3 days. Should we call the cops or hope this is just another drunk Carmen San Diego game she's playing?
We thought we were getting kicked out but then he started tickling the bouncer. Next thing you know the bouncers giving him a piggy back ride to the bar.
My mouth feels like I've been chewing on leather and firecrackers for the past 3 days
just walked into the study room and found an empty bottle of vodka and a passed out freshman. Did you have anything to do with this?
Sign she's a keeper: "I would rather be late to brunch than waste a perfectly good boner."
Your ankle brace is here and the saw is charged. Grab some vodka that cast is coming off tonight.
All I am going to say is this: I woke up with lots of bruises on my knees from running around on all fours being a 'dinosaur'. Either girls night in went terribly wrong or terribly right.
Imma need a double jack on the rocks and a BJowsky from the hot bartender.
Yes I said BJOWSKY. Pronounced "buh jow skii".
I drank beer out of some sort of animal horn all night, then we fucked to a "viking metal" album. I feel like I should go pillage something to complete the Norse trifecta.
I'm disease and pregnancy free. This is an Easter for the books!
I keep track of what day of the week it is by my recent destinations on my nav system. \nRight now it's: booty call, bar, booty call, brunch, bar, church so that must mean we are getting close to Sunday when we start the rotation all over again.
Randomize
