I think scott just propositioned me for sex
My dick has been asking about u. He said he didn't do anything wrong n I'm a dumbass
honey bunches of taint.
alright got my week's quota of sex in, ready for modern warfare 2
It's my birthday, I plan on masturbating and boating, maybe even masturbate on the boat.
I smell like I just crawled out of a bottle of champagne and landed on the floor of taco bueno.
Drunk. The frashmen love me. Give them. Toilrt paper. And shiots
Pretty sure I just heard the turkey yell "don't put me in there" as it was going in the oven. way too high for this holiday.
She was throwing my stuff away and then before I knew it she was sucking my dick. It was like some fucked up sour patch kids commercial
I think he's speaking German to me now
Nevermind, he's just drunk and not texting properly
for once I'd like a one night stand where I don't meet the guys mom or wife in the morning
Per my usual Thursday, I blacked out and slept on the stairs.
Cheyanne in woods. Ducks attacked. My toe is bleeding. We are gpsing our way home on foot. No worries
I walked in describing her boobs thinking I was talking to you only to hear dad say 'I remember when your moms were like that'. ALWAYS tell me when they get home early. Always
So... he's my second cousin's step-bro... To do or not to do?
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