your butthole totally puckers for the ginge
she starting giving me head in the taxi..the driver told her to stop..she looked up, said "I'm the birthday girl", and kept on doing what she was doing.
i don't care what you say, the winery is open and 10am is NOT too early to go barrel tasting
I dont think punching her boob is the type of reverse psychology that will get her to blow you.
the liquor store owner came out from behind the counter and kissed my cheek when he saw that i am back for fall semester
No you can't have a vodka redbull. The pilgrims didn't have vodka redbull.
I feel like I just gave a blowjob to a freight train.
There are very few times i will succumb to laying naked on my bathroom floor. But lastnight is a resonable enough cause.
I just fully woke up, never smoking that much weed again. I had stress dreams about your house being surrounded by a lake and we kept losing our cars in it.
Well. Now I feel like I put pants on for nothing.
Found out the cop gives spectacular head. Don't ask. We're going out to dinner Saturday.
I wasn't that drunk.
You were calling my cat 'Simba' and holding him up in the air.
Cmon. I wasn't that bad.
You stumbled ass first into the litter box, and everytime we tried to get you to move you said " if I fits. I sits."
If hypothetically I needed to puke on the bus... how would I go about doing this.
When you realized the door was unlocked, you did the mission impossible yheme song and snuck into the bathroom. And continued it while you peed.
Randomize
