before i could say "i'm not that kind of girl", i was.
my elementary bus driver served me drinks last night. He hooked me up
Do vagina's smell?
so I guess it's not okay to mix vodka and ..everything and then proceed to offer a lap dance to ...everyone.
Kelly Kapowski is pregnant and it's not Zach Morris'. I no longer believe in true love.
i finally watched harry potter... a tad unrealistic if you ask me... i mean a ginger kid with 2 friends?
If we were to wake in ur bed together, what are the 3 words you would say to me?
Get out now.
All i remember before i blacked out is you pointing to a random chick and telling me to bang her for America.
Youre on making sure I dont black out around fat chicks duty
boobs and vodka. thats all i can remember, finals week needs to stop ending like this..
Just sit in your kitchen floor until something speaks to you.
Who was that guy I met at your brother's house who had to get stitches in his ass?
You made everyone who was on the patio sit on the floor and join your "ship" because you were the Captain. It was cool though. You let me be your 1st Mate.
The bartender cut me off so I peed in the corner. How no one noticed I have no idea.
On second thought, is it weird that I scheduled a surgery that determines my fertility around lingerie football night? I might have fucked up priorities.
Absolutely not. I would have done the exact same thing.
Randomize
