Note to Self: No matter how horny, turned on or in the moment you are, never go down on your gf after she had soccer practice.
Take xtc, wait 20 minutes and then take a shower. Trust me.
she's basically destroyed all of the faith i had that skinny blond girls could be a functioning part of society.
Astroglide: It's like Bengay for your ass.
So. Camera broke because I tried to wash it under the sink, kristi had to take me home and I woke up to my computer showing me that I googled how t take more than one shot at a time. I'd say the night was a success.
Peed on my phone. Dried it out in oven. Technology is both a plus and a minus.
Is it weird being in the house without any roommates?
Nah, just masturbating louder
Had a speaker in class today. She asked whats the first question when you see someone pregnant. I said whos the father? She was looking for "is it a boy or a girl?"
what's an appropriate "I'm fucking your grandson but I'm trying to hide it" outfit?
Dude...that line about her giving me a blowjob to get rid of her hangover actually got rid of her hangover. Spread the word.
they superglued a cigarette to my fingers...i think I need to quit smoking.
She just causally held my limp dick in her hand the entire movie. Her parents were cuddling on the couch too..that brave!
I've slept in a different bed every day this week. Operation Ho Ho Ho is a success!
Ladies don't puke and tell
Definitely went down on him last night while he was wearing a cape. He randomly kept swirling it around me and "revealing me" in the mirror like a magic trick. I'm not even a little upset, it's fun fucking younger guys.
Randomize
