How is it? Sketchville?
cheap drinks and peanuts cancel out any form of sketchiness
think im gonna go get a six pack before class and sit in the back of the room...
due to concerns over safety, the theme of the 'naked fondue party' has now been changed to the 'naked fondue party with optional apron' please b.y.o.apron. extra prizes for most creative apron.
the trail of clothing leading from the bed to the door was in the exact order i needed to put them on. underwear near the bed shoes by the door.
When I sent you a text telling you to splash water on your face, you texted me back with 'Iwehre N qyull.'
Had a drag queen carry me to the car. So I'm told...
Nypd just made jon and hayes chug their forties.
I mean Grimace is basically just a big piece of purple shit and he is loved way more than the hamburglar just to put it into perspective
5am update: in a toga seeing triple made out with both sexes
Well if she's the kinda girl that doesn't want you after seeing a pic of your balls squeezed together, she's not the girl for you.
the fact that you have a guy named the "i want you to tie me up and fuck me" guy speaks volumes about your life.
We just stood there eating chocolate chip pancakes, watching you sleep on the bathroom floor.
NO MAKING MOLDS OF ANYONES GENITALS
Fine. Suck all the fun out of life.
My memory of last night is a delicious blur of tits, ass, and alcohol.
He can kiss the multicultural 3 some goodbye
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