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Yeh xou jao i ama wa7tdud !!
Oh my god. its not even twelve thirty and you are useless.
The cop didn't care that I was peeing on the wall of my dorm building... All he said was, "come on, it's 9am."
me and ur bf were arguing about whether coke was vegan. i really hope it's vegan
Billy Mays died!
I know. And the US is beating brazil...what's wrong with the world?
so, just learned that EVERYONE heard pretty much everything last night. my roommates were surprised to learn you're a dirty talker.
Halloween 2010: the NuvaRing girls. You're Thursday. We'll walk into the party chanting "Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday, Thursday, Friday, Saturday, Sunday, Everydaaay".
Just had to have the guy at Sprint clear the dried cum out of the trackball on my Blackberry. Wonder if that happens to him often.
I'm going to fuck him so hard that his dick is going to fracture
Glad to see your being a lady about this
he calls himself the gay cupid because he matches two guys looking to hookup on craigstlist with each other. get me out of here. please.
I'm making him come over again tonight. I don't know how long this thing will last so I want to spend as much time with his dick as possible.
The 4th is next week. If we don't get to a new level of high, we will be letting down George Washington.
He also wore a doorag last night so i had to swipe left.
she's a drunken disney princess. so basically me if i had a crown and no desire for independence.
So hungover that I might just sit in my car and wait until chipotle opens...in two hours...
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