I wish facebook had a fuck off button.
Eating a girl out that was just in the ocean does not make her taste like saltwater taffy
she was on her period so I asked if she wanted to make ass babies
Is it sanitary to roast marshmallows over a cigarette lighter?
Look, we all have our slutty phases. Mine is just forever.
Cats found the secret coke stash again
They owe us $80.
Okay. thanks for sacraficing your body and risking aids for our snowcone business.
For sure shouldn't do homework after beers and joints. Just cited like 3 sentences at the end with (History, 2013)
I spilt beer on the table, and she quickly got a straw and yelled party foul and made me drink it.
Apparently at some point last night someone gave me tequila. There was a few shots left when I woke up so that was breakfast. This is a good birthday
Are you proud of yourself?
ask me again when I'm drunk. Then fuck off.
Dude we gotta go back to your cabin. left glenn. he's calling me crying and still drunk
I don't need a lecture. I'm 41. I know I'm an idiot.
THEY HAVE BEEN GOING AT IT FOR 2 HOURS AND I HEAR THEM BANGING THIS IS BULLSHIT
Yeah that was post sex. I was thinking in my mind, no wonder he didnt ask me to call him daddy since he actually is a dad
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