I'll let you put expensive food in me, but really, not much else.
may or may not have recieved head in the car before we came in.
First straight guy ever blown in a Prius. Congrats.
We had sex on my friends waterbed ..after that the whole school kept asking him if he had fun getting "sea-sick" last night.
I am not deleting the internet history anymore, now I am going for shock value.
There's an Captain Planet marathon because of Earth Day. I can't NOT turn this into a drinking game.
i'm having flashbacks of crying and telling you i was made out of egg salad.
Taking a semester off always leads to bad things like having a baby or getting married
I just had my first non-cocaine-induced nosebleed for the first time in 2 years. This calls for a celebration.
Fuck you for setting me up with the guy from the Nickelback cover band
Payback for not stopping me from fucking the guy in the wookie costume
Im sorry i offered the man at mcdonalds your hand in marriage in exchange for some french fries
I almost drank vegetable oil. Where were you? I needed you.
You woke up, mumbled something about forgetting to lock the truck at work, slapped my ass, then passed out again...
When you are 21 it's acceptable to run out of the tavern and puke all over the bike rack... when you are 35 it's called alcoholism.
Just introduced myself to a group of people and one dude said "You're Marc!? I've heard many a legend of you." I raised bottle of champagne, said cheers, and drank with them.
We spent 45 minutes searching the crevices of our friend's car with a pair of tweezers trying to find the acid that we dropped
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