Why is it people are always in costumes on Cheaters these days? Joe Greco literally just said, "It appears they get chased by a chicken with a chainsaw." WTF?
He is drunkenly eating my teddy grahms and making little growling noises as he bites the head off of each one.
Should I feel bad that I fucked her and made her ride my little brothers razor scooter home?
We made a late night liquor run, made margaritas and bloody marys and then retreated to opposite sides of the house to drink them. Alone.
You guys make me sad
You misspelled jealous there
I woke up with glitter in my wounds.
We're following a guy carrying a door for beer pong at his place..join us when you are deemed sober enough to leave the hospital.
Went out with the family last night and some 40 yr old lady wanted to take me home. My mom was not happy with me
And on the first day of my adult job, I matched with one of my co workers on tinder...
I have vodka and 50 pizza rolls best spring break ever
How I know we're old. Don knows the owner. The owner said 'How about some shots?' We said no thanks. He looked puzzled and came back later and said 'You know it's on the house?' We said 'Yeah, no thanks.'
For the record you're an amazing lay and you have great taste in breakfast sandwiches
Chugging this bottle of Jim at the airport is proving more difficult than I imagined. TSA is not amused.
Haha I had a heart to heart with a stripper so I would say it was a success?
Hey, thanks for helping me this morning
Always a pleasure to feed you bread as your body lay crumpled on the floor.
i had sex with a girl named after a fruit last night and it was the best thing to happen to me in 2020
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