He didn't know it yet but he was about to go down on me.
If I had a motorized wheelchair, I'd just chase the squirrels on campus all day.
I made a google map for "places I got blow jobs"
Shaking her cervix like it's the hottest ticket around
i will be blacked out in the shower. come get me. 20 mins.
i'm forwarding you the dirty picture of that fat girl that likes me sent . i feel like since youre my best friend you should puke in your mouth too .
I totally just found ecstasy floating around in the bottom of my purse, it's almost like good karma from the time I lost that blow...but not quite
Yep and i guess after he came back from that he sat down next to me and i just put my hand right on his penis just casually like it was his leg
why are our drunk alter egos so much more successful than us?
there is a hole burned clean through my text book on forestry law and I saw you walking around with a blowtorch last night. Hope you have $160 on ya...
I don't know what to think. Also, I decided to take a bath...sorry in advance if I flood the bathroom.
Also bring a pizza or no entry to my vagina OR the fort.
Cheese only
He's over here like "remember those pics you sent me a couple years ago? Those were hot." And I'm like "remember talking about what we were gonna name our kids a couple months ago? That was hot." Therein lies the disconnect
In other news, Justin Bieber has a big dick and that makes me uncomfortable.
I slept with the Australian in the bathroom of a gay bar. What has my life become.
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