Chill out big head. its weird when girls look at dudes asses
I've spent 9 hours vomitting in the fetal position... how did i stay like this for 9 months?
He was actually able to throw up in the bucket from the top bunk. im impressed.
I woke up in what appears to be a taco bell graveyard in my bed.
dont touch anything in my room. If its phallus shaped, i can almost guarantee its been in my vagina.
Its 11am everyones wasted wearing sombreros and eating fresh produce..cesar chavez would be very proud
i'm about to say screw it and get drunk in the hotel by myself
It's 2 pm, at least sit by the pool...
Hahaha it was a great moment in my life. This must be what post child birth feels like, given you don't get a combined asshole/ vagina
But he does seem to be getting proper humping etiquette down. So there's progress.
Donald Trump and I would be so adorably orange together!
It's 4 am here and I just vomited myself awake....Not rising OR shining any time soon
I threw a beer bottle at the bartender and pissed myself. Somehow, I didn't get kicked out.
If a clean cut ginger with a flannel and tattoos shows up at the apartment, he is allowed inside.
Nate is still in lock up because when the cop informed me he'd shit his pants in the squad car I declined to post bail.
The gift for sixth anniversary is steel. He bought me handcuffs. Inee I married the right man!
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