If I go to jail what happens to my debt?
You dont have to pay it.
I'm going to jail.
if i wake u up at 5am tmrw by coming into ur room wearing nothing but my indiana jones hat and purple socks while singing 'courtesy of the red white + blue' will u be pleased or annoyed
keep in mind this isn't open to negotiation, i'm just trying to gauge ur reaction
Will you Wikipedia Vin Diesel? Is he gay? It's important...
And for your info. Don't pee outside with glow sticks. People will still see you.
my mom sold the house because of the grow room the couple saw i had in the basement.
i almost set my kitchen on fire last night. homecoming week is getting the best of me
my vagina has been out of service for wayy too long... this semester needs to start like right now
There needs to be waaaay more alcohol in my apartment if I am going to survive being unemployed
You put your shot glass in your waistband and then told me how convinent it was.
Home safe. Psyche shattered. Still rolling. In love with the morrocan rug in the living room.
I'm kinda amazed by how many times I've texted the word penis today.
See, the Lortab wasn't working enough, so I thought "hey, vodka can speed that up! That's how science works!" Which probably should've been my indication that the Lortab was in fact working
My gay card got upgraded to platinum status today.
Your brother just walked into my room, pissed drunk and butt naked, got into my bed and fell asleep. In knowing I am gay, you have one hour to deal with him before I do
im looking at the positives. number one it stopped me from hooking up with vince infront of his girl, number two it gave me something to do instead of throwing up and number three i fuckin rocked his world
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