ugh, i have officially sinned in all of my cute clothes. i can't even wear any of them without feeling regret.
Hey baby girl when you gonna let my tongue get up in that ass like i'm an explorer trying to go deep under on a quest for the lost city of atlantis
your text was fucking rediculious. Will let you eat my asshole though.
She needs to learn what's it like to have sex with someone and regret it the next day.
I'm standing outside of the bar watching homeless men teach a kid how to pee of the sidewalk.
she is legit wearing a plastic bag around her neck as a necklace. she says it serves two purposes.
We were sitting in a hot tub debating how drunk we could get by osmosis if we kept spilling our drinks in it. This is what engineering college does to you.
Fuck edible panties there is a dress made out of bacon
He started tongueing his parfait and told "thats what I'd to your ass" in the middle of Starbucks. Of course i brought him home
I find it weird that you'll let me in your vagina, but not your house
well i don't know if 30 seconds is exactly a good time but at least he bought me breakfast
Im gonna go lick parts of my apartment. Good night and be ever vigilant, you never know when I'm coming to epoxy your hand to you nipple.
Do you think if I had a tempurpedic bed he would still be able to feel me fingering myself after we have sex?
Bruh, I wanna absorb into the deck.
I wanna become a plank.
God I love xanex.
Are we planning this because I am online looking for places with a Mechanical bull
Dude 4th of July week was our like 5th anniversary of you sending me dick pics ❤️
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