Are you drinking alone?
no, i'm watching house
That doesn't count.
wtf, then i'm always alone
she had the hairiest bush ive ever seen. it looked like a spoiled head of lettuce.
Why are all the lights on in my house? Every single one. Someone should turn them off but I'm the only one here and I'm sure as hell not doin it.
redhead is getting on the bull...again red head is getting on the bull!
Girl next to me just said "as a guy I used to sweat but not I don't. it's awesome" Oh. My. God.
He started yelling "fuck the environment" then puked all over the baby trees
We're going clubbing with matching soccer jerseys on.
What will that accomplish?
It will accomplish clubbing with matching soccer jerseys on.
Please check on her. She announced that Thursday she'd open herself to any veteran so as to thank them for their service. "my services for your service" and left the bar with three numbers.
So drunk. Washed my hair un pancheros sink cus I was so hot.
Just spent the last 5 minutes laughing at my epipen. i think i'm too high.
You know it's been a good thanksgiving when you pee all over your own hands.
well considering the guy who just delivered my cookies had to console me as i had a mental breakdown in front of him i'd say i'm 4/10 right now, thank you
I can already feel the hangover I'll be having on New Year's Day. I don't know if I'm prepared for this.
I feel like it should at least be like a "hey look I'm actually fine that I drunkenly gave you my virginity!" friend request.
in fetal position in his closet not sure if he knows im here... hugging his spongebob cake pan i stole.... now please come find me..
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