tell her no need for introductions. and that you've read about her on the back of toilet doors.
carls jr on main st. japanese tourist taking a dump in the urinal. reading a japanese newspaper and wearing a full suit.
be there in 3 mins
we screwed to my bar mtzvah tape, I became a man while watching myself becom a man
the coke olympics were a bad idea. there's a tree uprooted in the front of my building.
either way he was missing a nipple.
You nicknamed her "lazy eye" and were screaming across the bar at her to buy you a drink...
I already brushed my teeth, and it's not even noon yet. Today's going to be a productive day.
i walked toward the cop car thinking it was the liquor store lights nd by that time it was too late to escape the trap
You'd be surprised how many calories hedonism burns.
I'm pretty sure we scarred one of our coworkers. This is the second time he has caught us both fully undressed and banging at work.
Either he has bad timing or he wants to join.
While running home from the bar in high heels I multi- tasked and sexted with Brent. Jesus.
Bored at work. googling vodka waffles.
His dad and I had a drunk conversation about life. At 4 am he told me that I was 21 and cute and should fuck whoever I want.
i just watched a 27 minute video about owls...that high.
Your ex spoke highly of your penis and it’s skill. I’m interested in learning more about it ;-)
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