I stuck it in and pulled it out
Did she like it?
She giggled?
She liked it
We should write a comic book about the many adventures of your vagina. Maybe even give it a cape or something.
From inside my college history class i see him waving his arms while holding a beer bong trying to get my attention
hey..i found a takeout box with a half-eaten hamburger in it, the box said to text this number if found...
You asked my mom "who the fuck drives four hours to sleep in a guys bed and not touch his penis"
I think im drinking tonight later on...which is good cuz i walked pass the liquor aisle the other day and i swear i heard a kid call me a pussy
You fell asleep with your fingers in my vagina. You made this a relationship.
Hint of advice dont get with minor league baseball players, you can google their stats but not their stds.
bah. we'll see. don't give yourself a boner of false hope.
Tom is laying in a bathtub filled with ice pretending to be a polar bear.
So again no comment on the cleavage. I'm a bit disappointed. If those girls come together to make cleavage AND I send you a pic of it, you have to comment on it. That's like relationship 101.
Just saw some lesbians get in a fistfight in an Arby's parking lot. It's good to be home.
My mind just played a snippet of me asking to be a Joey and trying to climb into your apron pocket...
My fridge door just caught on fire somehow.
Your vagina is awesome, like it needs to teach a class for other vaginas
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