Denial is the first step to alcoholism…and I don't hate it
needless to say, I hope she has to get an abortion again
There is nothing wrong with wanting a slide attached to your staircase
im still trying to figure out who put the honey mustard in the blender then put the entire blender into the freezer
u kept pointing at random guys and making quacking or mooing sounds.
i got two bottles of merlot and sorrows to drown, you in??
Well it's been 24 hours and I still feel like a mammoth sat on my balls
I just want to know how she convinced 6 sober ROTC guys to have an ab contest on a street corner at 2 in the morning.
Fulfilled a bucket list goal last night. Borrowed a dollar from a stripper to buy smokes
God bless Atlanta.
These are all good points. But, I think your under estimating what it's like to be held upside down for a standing 69
to drive Frat boys away, one just needs to cat-call at them. It makes their masculinity weaker, and yours stronger.
I want you to know that the guy who peed in your bed got fat.
The only monogamous relationship I can keep is with my eyebrow lady...
This night could easily degenerate into a drunken haze of strippers and gambling, but I need a support network.
The only thing I remember about us having sex is yelling at him to choke me.
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