her eyes looked like someone had poured fruit punch in them. needless to say we had a good time.
Yeah, she'd be cute...but she has faith. It's a problem down south.
underwater hpnotiq shots? sure why not.
In mid-threesome, need more condoms. Wearing a sheet to the gas station. I'll keep you posted
it is a toga and you are a goddess.
just an fyi, false alarm on the whole ghonnorea thing. you're safe.
Also, turning on the light this morning was a 3 step process. Way too hungover.
I finally looked at the pictures from last night thanks for feeding me and pulling my pants up
Well, I'm getting my ex-boyfriend to get me a z pack to cure the chlamydia I got from my married fuck buddy so that I can fuck one of my students.
You said my dick was impressive. You thank someone when they say that. My momma raised a gentleman.
I am broke enough to accept it. If I get poisoned, you can have my shoes
Im going to be coked out with hello kitty fire arms. Valentines day can suck my dick
She has dubbed herself the Pied Piper of Penis and keeps yelling about getting Cocktober started... Will send pix soon
He started french braiding my hair while I was blowing him. The question is not why, but how.
Tell me why I woke up outside of our hotel room Wearing a cowboy hat and boots in Las Vegas.
People don't believe me when I say the bruises are from work. They just smile and say "right." Trust me, I WISH my sex life was that exciting.
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