Pussy?
how
Wat do u mean how?
so i was just informed that i sang that song "pop that pussy ayyy pop that pussy" at the halloween party saturday. iembarrassing.
I don't care if the man pisses on teenage girls, he's enchanting.
Someone apparently named 'eleaw' just text me asking if I had fun last night.
So what's the verdict on pumpkin smoothies with vodka? I puked.
I woke up naked dangling by my feet from the balcony over his foyer. He's officially my new favorite booty call.
I'm convinced my penis is the only thing holding this relationship together.
I even got my dealer to make gluten free special cookies ;-)
Im rolling face in a pizzeria. I want to be with people who love me.
I was kind of torn between "Wow, this is awkward," and "Wow, my therapist is hung."
I'm tryin a pb and onion sandwich now
Please smoke with me until I agree that sounds like a good idea
I told him finishing at the same time would be a long-term project. Like flipping a house. A sexual house.
All I remember is allowing my uber driver to pull over on the side of the road to give me a massage. I was alone
If I ever write a memoir I'm thinking "Choosing to sit in a vat of shit" would fit
Love waking up to a new contact named “Pizza” btw
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