Are you drinking alone?
no, i'm watching house
That doesn't count.
wtf, then i'm always alone
I'm proud of our boobs and what they could potentially achieve in life.
i just got on a party bus. i think i left my belly button at the bar.
She is feeding us popcorn out of her bra
Do you know why I have a burn shaped like a tiny spork?
Obviously he considers you not fucking him as fucking up. Thus making him fuck up. Based on this I believe he should be disqualified from the race to your vagina.
Literally sitting on my bed in the dark trying not to throw up
Son of a bitch took my liquid eyeliner
IF YOU HAVE THE CHANCE TO HIT THAT, AND YOU DON'T, I WILL FUCKING CRUCIFY YOU.
You're such a supportive sister.
Well, while we went through airport security, I found out Mom got her clit pierced, so there's that.
I feel like I hate him but his dick too bomb to hate completely
And I mean really who loses their phone in a tree
He was simultaneously rubbing my shoulders and fucking me. I'm keeping him.
Awesome. I did a rain go away dance. And it went away. Nbd just cotrollin the weather with my mind and sweet dance moves
Literally.... Guy kissing himself in mirror in this hotel elevator
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