Hey I don't know if you will get this but all I know is you are so beautiful to .ee and? I dare anyone to stop me me from caring for you ante so beautiful so I kid you not gorgeous iyoiu are so beautiful to me i dare som.eone too stioo you
just got drunk at a party with Christmas themed solo cups.. holidays are officially here.
you told him you liked to chip your nail polish to look like different countries. im gonna guess that no, you didn't sleep with him.
the ex, the guy i cheated on the ex with and the rebound are about to form a beer pong team at my party. is it bad i feel accomplished my pussy brought their union together?
At one point we asked the guy to play "the lion sleeps tonight" with his bagpipes. Best version ever.
Fuck him. I'll set him on fire for you. Then we'll see how good of a firefighter he is.
Yeah I'm about to go down a waterslide that comes out a 2nd story window. I love college.
He was standing in the front door with a kareoke machine yelling at the neighbors as the unloaded their van
Beer and cheesecake and spinning in cirlcles why did you let me do this to myself
Friend date it is then. Question: Can friends engage in sexual activities after dates?
Within the hour, he sent me 8 texts and 4 voice memos. One of the memos was just him whistling for 3 minutes. ...It's official, I attract the crazies.
And now you understand the importance of Saturday naps.
Because you stay up all night having sex and eating sushi?
So last night I turned down multiple drinks because "I didn't want to hold them". It's time reevaluate my decisions
Not this time. I'm drinking in my sweatpants which means I've given up for the day and shouldn't be in public.
Decisions were made. The quality of them will be judged tomorrow
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