she calls it her "sourpuss" because everyone makes that face when they see it.
If I were trying to take advantage of you I would have maxed out all your credit cards by now.
i hit her car. ill just send her a farmville gift in the morning. then it'll be alright.
That adds atleast one bjs worth of awkward sexual tension between us.
CNN just did a special on how to do heroin safely.. I recorded it for us
Hey bro u need to come home now, me and andy just had a 15 minute conversation about fig newtons. f this bong
I may have just googled Muppet Treasure Island drinking game
HOnestly. That's my one goal for this whole trip. I don't give a shit about souvenirs or sand. I want penis.
I hope he didn't notice that my shirt was inside out when I told him I didn't have sex with the guy. Kind of a dead giveaway.
Makin mac and cheese without you. Definitely seem to do this better inside you. Splashed boiling water on my cock
I want to be ashamed of the things we do this weekend
I swear to god if he wasnt on the fourth floor balcony and I wasn't to drunk to climb I would kill him
Bring condoms and burritos. The rest will fall into place
We were in the hot tub...he ate the pizza pocket directly out of my mouth
Best part of Friday afternoon drinking? Having ping pong balls thrown into my cleavage.
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