He is fucking rediculously sexy. DO HIM NOW. NOW. NOW. NOW.
in the 'for' section of the check i put "when we got drunk and broke things". again im sorry.
the guy next to me needed a pen, so I let him take one from my book bag. my panties are now being passed around the class...thank you for telling me you hid them in my bookbag.
I assume you will show your seat mates your vibrating cock ring.
I woke up next to her will a oven mit taped to my cock. Dear god, I might have tried to use it as a condom.
ill be fine wheb you get back. I'm gunna do real world things like washing the dishes. having to perform serious tasks brings you down.
I was trying to be a bartender for my boyfriend and his friends last night, but I was too drunk so I just kept bringing them ice cubes in my hand.
Yes and yes. Got taken to a Florida strip club. I desperately want to flood my eyes and ears with hand sanitizer right now.
I wonder what chicks would think if they learned that when we add them on fb we email their bikini pics to each other.
I was screaming out for people to gather the townsmen and the mayor so we could hang him
if it looks like there's being an exorcism being performed you know your doing something right.
im half tempted just to scoot up to him and whisper "I'm not wearing underwear" but idk if thats a heartfelt apology
Lesson learned:nothing good comes from an at home wax kit.
I just met him at a place called the meat farm, Jesus be a shield.
I was afraid I was gonna get a URI, so I peed on his front porch.
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