If lil wayne asked you to lick him like a lollipop I feel that you would willingly oblige.
Unfortunately I think I would lick most anyone's lollipop.
It's your form of community service; servicing the greater SDSU area.
its time to go be "that drunk guy nobody knows"....again.
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go home
I will return your cat, I saw a mouse in my apt last night and your door was unlocked, it seemed really practical
I just found 3 condoms in my math textbook... in the probability section... Under dependent and independent events...
I checked into jail on foursquare
He pulled his dick out during the Bourne Ultimatum, ruined it for me.
No. And Marissa said shitting in the handicap bathroom at work does not get you into the club. You have to shit yourself. She said.
I don't know... But I do think this is probably the longest series of texts we've written discussing your cock. David was right, it is a brave new world. Also, slow day at work again?
He took initiative. Dragged me into the kitchen and did me on the stove....while it was on! And then we made nachos.
Nothing warms my heart more than the sight of a naked hockey player in my bed.
He's gonna do me a solid for doing her a solid. It's like pay it foward. But with sex.
I just made a dick pic collage. Let me just tell you,there is no comparison to the latest!
I gave your mom a discount on her coffee, its my way to say thanks for having a son that makes me come every time
The hangover struggle is to real, just passed the drive thru window. Twice.
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