this is a family affair. You're an embarrassment.
whatever it's not my family
Can you return condoms to CVS?
Only if you return your pride as well.
I'm too high to be shopping. I just contemplated deoderant for fifteen minutes. Now testing pillows
I just called my cat a slut and she responded. Proudest moment ever.
I wore my underwear in the shower just in case i passed out and you had to come in and get me
They had an entire room dedicated to passed out people. It was like a dogpile of cross faded toddlers drooling on each other.
From the trajectory of the puke, I must have fallen off the top bunk while trying to vomit, due to the dented bucket, ruined carpet, and bruised dignity I now own.
So recap time do u remember biting that girls hand?
in literally every picture i'm wearing less and less of my costume.
This is my first time seeing you since your lesbian experience. SO EXCITED!
Remember that whole "don't let me drink" thing? We should really start sticking to that.
In my dream I had to eat so many peanut butter and Nutella sandwiches
Just puked in a cup. Poured it out the window.
I have this theory that your highest awareness of how drunk you are is while you're sitting on a toilet
I could hear it slapping against his thighs under the robe!!!!!!!!! You are a lucky girl!
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